It’s been raining/drizzling since, what, yesterday night?

Such nice weather to zzz .. but a joker residing one floor below me just had to spoil everything by drilling holes (for god knows what reason!).

So .. before, I charge down to him/her with a chopper in hand, a few jokes to lower down my rage level.

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Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Girl: Um… (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where’s her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever. (everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished.

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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he’s your son.*Robot slaps mom*

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Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it’s too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won’t get it.

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There’s something I want to say to someone, but I just don’t know how to start; and how to end.

How ah?

Just came back from NEX; truth be told, I find it an exceptionally boring place – None of the stuff there interest me.

With the only exception of this pet shop (which is so conveniently tucked next to the arcade on Level 4 .. ah, the temptation!)

Browsed through the store and suddenly was “inspired” (I hope this isn’t another one of those cheap thrills I’ve been having. -.-) to bring one of them (dog/rabbits) home. But I have to be realistic – I just can’t find a space (in both my house and my timetable!) to take care of a pet. :/

And the trip to the arcade was horrendous – as usual, the usual assortment of characters that little most arcades in Singapore (small boys who think themselves as gods but end up I looking at them as no better then dogs instead), got some battles (needless to say, they added to my collection of honey stars . ) in, and departed.

So now .. I have a trade show (part of my Entrepreneurship module) to worry about; Basically, it’s just a simulation of the real thing and rather “cutely”, RP has decided to use this trade show as a gauge for our UT2. Not exactly much of a worry for me there, so I shall end it here.

In the meantime, fingers crossed for my group and class tomorrow. )

I really need to make it a point to blog.

It’s been yet again, a long long while – A year has passed, things have changed, people have come (and gone!) but still; this press of mine remains constant. In fact, I feel a tinge of sadness – has it come to the point where everything happens/changes so fast that I have to turn to a non-living thing for reflection and understanding!?

Anyway! Emo post aside, I’m still doing okay at RP – procastination mode on, but I really need to work on my modules. 3 Cs aren’t anything to gloat about. :/

That, and rather (surprisingly?), I received a call from zone-X this afternoon – they asked me if I was still interested in joining the Wangan World Championships. Needless to say, I jumped at the chance but .. is it actually worth my time? I never really clicked with the people from that side of the pond, and I’ve kinda lost touch with the game itself. But still, the chance to go Japan and represent Singapore proper is quite the temptation to get me playing again. :/

So .. Should I?